Fucka You, Jacob Lekas!

I got a new bicycle, and it is fuckin' sweet. And it was free.
And I'm not even lying.

We got it out of a dumpster in Bayer's Lake. We originally went up there to see if we could get some pants out of the Mark's dumpster, but by chance, decided to look in the Sport Chek one. And lo and behold, BICYCLES! Needless to say, I almost died right on the spot.

But I didn't have time to die, because we had to get that shit out of there A-SAP, so we wouldn't get arrested for stealing stuff people were already throwing away. Doesn't make much sense to me, but cops are shitheads, and I guess they don't want people to get free bikes, or have any fun, for that matter.....

But I am having so much fun. They can't even stop me now! HAAHAHAHA!

Shit, I am just losing it. It needs a new chain, and I have to paint it because it looks dumb as fuck. (Has flowers and stupid color scheme.) But it is serious business. So so serious.

Jacob Lekas now has nothing over me. He may have taken my bike and my mittens, but I have a new one now, and it's summer -- so mittens are useless anyway.

Victory is mine!!!

Also, someone who was hating my guts for a long time, but I was incessantly trying to befriend, finally decided to apologize for treating me like garbage. I am ecstatic. I suppose there's some sort of metaphor or something with that.

It's like dumpstering. You think trash is trash, and it's worthless, but then maybe you realize there's fucking GOLD in there. I think that is what may have happened between me and said person. (Not to toot my own horn or anything, saying I'm gold and whatnot...)

I am very happy. And I'm going to sleep.
Goodnight Earth, you have been a cool place to be today.